Humorist, Author, Bird Watcher, Blogger, Podcaster, Singer-Songwriter, Guitarist, Professor, Son, Dad, Bro, Mentor they all define me Damien Riley. Welcome.
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Damien
Thoughts at 5:55 🤔
Thx in advance whores & bitches.
DaME
Larissa ugh. I love you baby.
I knew when you asked me to write that letter of recommendation as your professor and you got into Juliard I know that was the end. Your YouTube stuff is just the cream on top. Best my babe! 💜
“She’s just the girl you want, there’s. Chivalry in what I see. That leg 🦵 🍗 turns to me … She don’t want u” -Man in the Middle, Damien Riley
My new hit song “Man in the Middle” on my upcoming superalbum (nearly 30 tracks) titled Auténtico. Drops 10/10/2024 my beaches and horrors. Love my bottomless brunette agent, my angel. 😈 Polyamory= 🤙🦵😍👻🍗❤️🫰🥰
Love,
Damien
Album featured here on this site prominently (DAme HQ): https://rileyonfilm.com/horror-and-beach-safari-issue-41-autentico/
YT version, free ALWAYS
Ladies, just so you know your Casanova exists. I felt love for the first time in decades and I remember how hard it hits it has to be meant to be, but you want to hit it with me.
Do I have to?
Before it rots yes. Pick ’em while their ripe or almost ripe. One project at a time babe. Tell me this isn’t insanely smart and right and fucking ingenious in truth?!?! Some days I have to prioritize my low hanging fruit. Get it?
Don’t like me? FUCK off why do you come around here? Shooooo go away shooooo. We’re caring and feeding our inner monster here. You need to get lost. If others if you stay, thanks. This wisdom is not your reward. Being close to me is. You do get a thanks from me energetically though. Automatic, every time you think of me or something here. How was yer day?
The Sender
“Here’s a Thought!?” A series by Damien S. Riley #09132024 – anti-aneurism analgesic
news 4 You (getting to be old hat 4 Me.) AKA “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by old Bob-By.
And that’s the truth babe! (Spits the little girl)
Conversation:
Me: Why do you love space?
Bella: Because it’s different, EMPTY!!!
Me: Great adjective choice! What you’re saying there, really, is that there are no limits to space. Your life here at the Loft is the exact same grid, babe. You create with your feelings lovely!
❤️✌️🦵 Damien S. Riley, Humorist and Philosopher
