Categories: Blog of Damien S. Riley

Now that I am manifesting love, I hope it’s not what I have been wanting, really.

A monstrous 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple penis eater.

“Careful what you wish for Riley.

Get lotsa lube dumbass, prepare for chronic pain.

Fuckin DaMe.”

(My guardian angel shaking his head) 🪽

damien

Humatiberal, Humorist, Author, Blogger, Podcaster, Singer-Songwriter, Accomplished Guitarist, Professor of English at Victor Valley College

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