A monstrous 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple penis eater.
“Careful what you wish for Riley.
Get lotsa lube dumbass, prepare for chronic pain.
Fuckin DaMe.”
(My guardian angel shaking his head) 🪽
Humorist, Author, Bird Watcher, Blogger, Podcaster, Singer-Songwriter, Guitarist, Professor, Son, Dad, Bro, Mentor they all define me Damien Riley. Welcome.