A monstrous 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple penis eater.
“Careful what you wish for Riley.
Get lotsa lube dumbass, prepare for chronic pain.
Fuckin DaMe.”
(My guardian angel shaking his head) 🪽
“She’s just the girl you want, there’s pure Chivalry in what I see. That leg turns to me babe She don’t want u!” -Man in the Middle, Damien Riley, "Authentic" Album 2024