Damien Riley Quotes for fellow crazy cats! I moonlight as a stand up comedian, and I’m funny too!

“The more you let go the less you find yourself needing.”

Unless you received a disconnect notice from the gas company. You need to get that paid.

-Damien Riley

It was once a film show. Yesterday I got into Buddhism. The best legs in the world belong to:

My work is Akin to Playboy but most models are fully clothed., in fact there are no actual women. In further fact I am available. Come be my corpse bride you easily impressionable beautiful sexy women out there. Rowr.

Someone has a problem with that? (Answer is my bumper sticker.)

Tune in

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Ep. 1 of Riley on Film’s “The Night Owl With Damien”

Get Nekkid if u want. I am.

Damien S. Riley

Humatiberal, Humorist, Author, Blogger, Podcaster, Singer-Songwriter, Accomplished Guitarist, Professor of English at Victor Valley College

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