Horny AF on the Lord’s day
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Horror And Beach Safari – Issue# 41 – Auténtico
Low Hanging Fruit
Do I have to?
Before it rots yes. Pick ’em while their ripe or almost ripe. One project at a time babe. Tell me this isn’t insanely smart and right and fucking ingenious in truth?!?! Some days I have to prioritize my low hanging fruit. Get it?
Don’t like me? FUCK off why do you come around here? Shooooo go away shooooo. We’re caring and feeding our inner monster here. You need to get lost. If others if you stay, thanks. This wisdom is not your reward. Being close to me is. You do get a thanks from me energetically though. Automatic, every time you think of me or something here. How was yer day?
The Sender
Me & ‘Trisko Bangin’ Thissun’ Out w/Dean Markley Pickup, A Takamine Blonde Smallbody, & Him on The Rents’ ‘Razno Toilet Seat 1983-1984. Fucker Scored a Rica ‘Fore Me¡!’
No joke no hyperbole babe.
You get this you get me, all ways, forever 😳
Have u got it yet? Happy Monday beaches and. Horrors.
DAme
Way Back: Two Unrelated But Very Good Films
Jugface is the better film but The Beach Bum is a Comedy Cult Banger. It’s from a few years ago, have a listen and see if you think what I think 🤔 You can tell I am really questioning Christianity when I’m talking about Jugface, as was the director. In churchy stuff, is ignorance bliss? I have always been a seeker, an investigator. It’s a talent I have. It took years to be happy though, it’s a tough curse too. I love that Sean Young is in it. Always a babe of the Earth in my lusty eye. She’s older in this I don’t mind hot cougars do you? Purrrr good kitty.
Compleat Version Methinks: My New Hit Song “Night Birds of Bali” ❤️
Copyright 2024 Damien S. Riley
First song is in the can, as far as an arrangement. 8 more to work out for my new upcoming album, “Alpha.” I hope you enjoy this one I wrote it in about 4 days and used a sharpie to get lyrics on my apartment’s living room, kitchen, and bathroom walls. Lol. Truth 💯
Damien
Internal Agreement 100 Percent Babe
Such great memories of the Reagan Era, hallucinogenics, and a great female leg
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The Time Machine CH1
Happy Sunday to all my Beaches and Horrors out there! Today I offer you a new podcast episode, about 30 mins long as they have been as of late.
In this one, I take on chapter one of the original book. I did “Call of The Wild” this way, doing an episode on each chapter and a culminating episode with guests where I reviewed the modern film. I figure I’ll repeat that with this fucken awesome dime store novel. Wanna be on the final? Hit me up. I got stories of my beaches and horrors. Meet me and them, always for free at RileyOnFilm.com
Love and sexual content aplenty here! (I’m still single, Doh!)
Yours,
Damien S, Riley, American Humorist
–ABOUT–
Damien S. Riley is an American humorist, a creator of music, books, and a podcast on film & literature titled, “Riley on Film.” It’s available on Spotify but is also syndicated and available across most modern platforms.
But ALL places host it, I think! Let me know if you’d like it in your special squeeze box, I can slide it in anywhere. I’m a techie that way.
More than just a blog film critic, Damien creates online across 3 modalities. His online stuff all comes together at The Loft, his eclectic blog: RileyOnFilm.com Ready to listen? Here we gooooooooooooo! I hope you enjoy.