A monstrous 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple penis eater.
“Careful what you wish for Riley.
Get lotsa lube dumbass, prepare for chronic pain.
Fuckin DaMe.”
(My guardian angel shaking his head) 🪽
By Damien Riley: Humorist, Author, Blogger, Podcaster, Singer-Songwriter, Accomplished Guitarist, Professor, dad, etc.
A monstrous 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple penis eater.
“Careful what you wish for Riley.
Get lotsa lube dumbass, prepare for chronic pain.
Fuckin DaMe.”
(My guardian angel shaking his head) 🪽
Ladies, just so you know your Casanova exists. I felt love for the first time in decades and I remember how hard it hits it has to be meant to be, but you want to hit it with me.
When was the first time you really felt like a grown up (if ever)?
Morning *yawn*
See what I taste like babe.