…because ‘A Christmas Story’ will never get old to me. Ever. Enjoy the holiday season with my 17 favorite gifs and quotes from Ralphie and crew.

I triple dog dare you!

It was soap…poisoning!

No, no! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model

Stuck! Stuck! Stuuuuuuck!

I can’t get up!

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine?

Son of a bitch!

Shut up.

P.S., You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Only I didn’t say fudge. I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F*** word.

It’s a major award!

It’s a beautiful duck, it really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me!

Show me how the piggies eat!

I can’t put my arms down!

Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian!

Oh my God I shot my eye out!

Ho, Ho, Ho.

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Author: Damien Riley
Damien Riley is a singer-songwriter from the High Desert of Southern California, known for his original music, books, a blog, and the podcast "Riley on Film". He is currently seeking West Coast venues for live concerts and stand-up routines.
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