Why Girls Should Want To Go To Bed With Me – Reason 41

I think as an old guy I don’t forget stuff it just takes me longer to recall it sometimes. In fact it must be noted that sometimes I’m faster than the 19-year-olds I come across.

But I digress.

I’m really convinced in my mind and in my journal today that old guys take longer to recall things sometimes because there’s so much more information accumulated. It’s like a library computer search: if it has to go through three or four databases it’s going to be, you know, a nanosecond longer.

Hi beaches and horrors from the Loft!

Same thing is true with me. Every time somebody asks me about a sexual moment we shared I can remember it but it just takes me a second sometimes (not all the time that’s an important point about aging and how you’re doing memory wise.

So if I only knew the stuff that I knew when I was 19 I would never hesitate I would always have a quick answer but the fact of the matter is that aging to 55 1/2 has exponentially increased the amount of information ¡useful information! valuable information

girls should want to f****** information. You get the idea, right?

God damn.
Damien S. Riley

Damien S. Riley is a creator of: music, books, a podcast on at "Riley on Film."All his work can be enjoyed at his blog, Riley Central RileyOnFilm.com Besides being a professional musician, Damien is a college English and logic professor. His style is soft rock akin to the Smiths and REM but also hooky 60’s music like "Peter Paul and Mary." Damien has recorded and performed with 80's -90’s arena rock band “The Alarm” founding member and original guitarist Dave Sharp. From Damien: “I've created, discovered, and refined a meadow along my way online with my books, blog, podcast, and primordial videos. Do jump in and swim around. Like a 60’s movie.” Come on in, the water’s fine.”

Recent Posts

If Anyone Tells You Different,

punch them straight in their fucking face. Fuck them. 👊

2 hours ago

Donations And Tips Are Accepted!

Donate securely through my Special Pay Damien Paypal link Thank you travelers. 🙏👍 💜❤️ ~…

5 hours ago

Street Team Task Request 41: Spotify

Please commit to keeping it in heavy rotation. Thx ✌️ Damien https://open.spotify.com/album/5RXiwmaRIk9vFg3wABsigz?si=XaEIoBeIRaSb-AeubmCQUw

11 hours ago

No Bitch, Not “Back 4 Good,” … “Out Of My Heart!” 🙄

Take it from Dame, never marry a retarded wallflower demon whore. Thoughts at 5:55 🤔

15 hours ago

This website uses cookies.