…because ‘A Christmas Story’ will never get old to me. Ever. Enjoy the holiday season with my 17 favorite gifs and quotes from Ralphie and crew.
I triple dog dare you!
It was soap…poisoning!
No, no! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model
Stuck! Stuck! Stuuuuuuck!
I can’t get up!
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine?
Son of a bitch!
Shut up.
P.S., You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!
Only I didn’t say fudge. I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F*** word.
It’s a major award!
It’s a beautiful duck, it really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me!
Show me how the piggies eat!
I can’t put my arms down!
Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian!
Oh my God I shot my eye out!
Ho, Ho, Ho.
