Beaches & Horrors: I Really Needs Ya Help! Vote 4 my FILM plz¿? HELP GET ME UP¡!
Beaches and Horrors, Get Me Up¡!¿? AKA Vote 4 my movie “Bride of Frankenstein,” babe. Here’s that link, use it, abuse it, don’t lose it palzy walzy! If I get the most votes I get to host the Movie of the Month show at the Lambcast for October. Um. I do own an axe okay *wink* 🪓 DAME
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My Superpower Trait: “Book Mastery”
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I value very much that I am able to gain what I call “book mastery” over a novel or other genre or category of book. This is the ability to read and comprehend a story or a concept of self improvement, psychology, or whatever the type of book I’m reading is.
I’m able to gain mastery over what the author is trying to tell me. This partially came about as a result of getting my college education. But way before that I think it probably age five or six I began to read Dr Seuss for example at an early age and get the meaning behind what he’s trying to tell me as the reader. Book mastery is just part of an “any item I choose, albeit artistic entertaining or helpful, mastering textual stuff is my most valued superpower, if you will. There are many faces to my trust in my proven superpower of things, anytime and always. I’m proud of that virtue and skill I possess.
When I get a new semester class as a professor I get to a place of mastery over their names. It takes me probably longer than most people, especially, and I mean this in no demeaning way toward the goddesses called “women,” am definitely not a chauvinist, I put their sex on the higher pedestal than my own, But mostly I find women are quicker than men to develop that mastery of names as teachers. For me it never comes easy but I do have the ability to do it and I guess I’m thinking of it today as valuable because I finally know the names of all my students I have roughly 160 students.
So gaining book mastery is probably the thing that I’m most thankful for about myself. For my entertainment and improvement, I can create a movie of a book in my head that is far more powerful, moody and enjoyable and has far more depth than watching a director’s rendition of the same book. As you probably heard people say a hundred times I saw the movie, the book was better. I talk on this a lot at my podcast. Please have a listen! Subscribe to hear the latest, first
Every time I walk by the library at the college where I work and I see books that are discarded, abandoned/submitted on a shelf or they’re on a cart and they say “free books,” I always make sure and pilfer through that shelf for would-be treasures for my mom n. I’m most thankful for the fact that I am still at 55 years old able to get into text and get book mastery at will.
Me & ‘Trisko Bangin’ Thissun’ Out w/Dean Markley Pickup, A Takamine Blonde Smallbody, & Him on The Rents’ ‘Razno Toilet Seat 1983-1984. Fucker Scored a Rica ‘Fore Me¡!’
No joke no hyperbole babe.
You get this you get me, all ways, forever 😳
Have u got it yet? Happy Monday beaches and. Horrors.
DAme
No Pants On, Dreaming of a Bottomless Brunette. u Out There Baby? Hurry up and get here before I kick your ass.
The Time Machine CH1
Happy Sunday to all my Beaches and Horrors out there! Today I offer you a new podcast episode, about 30 mins long as they have been as of late.
In this one, I take on chapter one of the original book. I did “Call of The Wild” this way, doing an episode on each chapter and a culminating episode with guests where I reviewed the modern film. I figure I’ll repeat that with this fucken awesome dime store novel. Wanna be on the final? Hit me up. I got stories of my beaches and horrors. Meet me and them, always for free at RileyOnFilm.com
Love and sexual content aplenty here! (I’m still single, Doh!)
Yours,
Damien S, Riley, American Humorist
–ABOUT–
Damien S. Riley is an American humorist, a creator of music, books, and a podcast on film & literature titled, “Riley on Film.” It’s available on Spotify but is also syndicated and available across most modern platforms.
But ALL places host it, I think! Let me know if you’d like it in your special squeeze box, I can slide it in anywhere. I’m a techie that way.
More than just a blog film critic, Damien creates online across 3 modalities. His online stuff all comes together at The Loft, his eclectic blog: RileyOnFilm.com Ready to listen? Here we gooooooooooooo! I hope you enjoy.