Damien Riley Quotes for fellow crazy cats! I moonlight as a stand up comedian, and I’m funny too!

“The more you let go the less you find yourself needing.”

Unless you received a disconnect notice from the gas company. You need to get that paid.

-Damien Riley

It was once a film show. Yesterday I got into Buddhism. The best legs in the world belong to:

My work is Akin to Playboy but most models are fully clothed., in fact there are no actual women. In further fact I am available. Come be my corpse bride you easily impressionable beautiful sexy women out there. Rowr.

Someone has a problem with that? (Answer is my bumper sticker.)

Tune in

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Ep. 1 of Riley on Film’s “The Night Owl With Damien”

Get Nekkid if u want. I am.

Deliberate Hands, Held Up High

Deliberacy while I’m alive is come on down and make the stand. My hands are held up high. ❤️

I got a thought about being deliberate. It’s ironic how I try to let go 24/365 as a tao Buddhist. Try? Opposite of let go? Amazing.

Maybe a new song concept? Wrote it down in my idea journal.

Album concept? Wish they sold vanilla cigs.

Went to Smoker’s Paradise in Hesperia. They were closed.

Deliberation is my next Album’s name?

Then “The Stand” came on my radio. NoT the new Alarm, the one from 1979-1990 (Last Album “RAW”)

Oh baby just like that.

Deliberately is a good contender.

Deliberate Hands, Held Up High. ?

It’s Not Dark Yet but,

It’s gettin’ there.

wish.

“I wish I would have done things different today but it just didn’t work out that way.” Chorus from my song: wish.
“When the door is closed you start to cry because the time has passed for you to try.”